Cornell Sorority Dress Code Leaked!

Posted by annabreslaw , Jan, 2010 @ 10:29 am

Some intrepid Pi Phi pledge leaked a seven-page missive from (presumably) the Queen Mother of this Ivy League sorority. My heart goes out to the mole who bequeathed this bitchy gift to us. She’s probably being dangled by her Uggs over the edge of an Ithaca gorge right now.

Some choice excerpts from the “Cocktail Dress” section:

No:
Spaghetti straps.
Sleeveless– unless you have really good arms.
Satin. No one looks good in satin dresses unless it’s from Betsey Johnson or Dolce and Gabbana, you weigh less than 130 pounds, have 3 pairs of spanks on and it’s New Years Eve.

Additional Notes on Clothing:
I’m weird about shoes. So please do it right.
I’m going to be doing dress checks so have your outfits for each round completely figured out before you get to Ithaca.
If you do not know if something is appropriate/works, email me a picture of it and I shall discuss things with you.

If you’re bored at work, read the rest of this shitshow on Fashionista and let me know how you feel. The scary thing is, she may not have a way with words but I kind of agree with most of the rules.

Tags: betsey johnson, cornell, cornell sorority, do's and don'ts, dolce and gabbana, fashion rules, ithaca, ivy league, sorority girls